What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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