What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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