What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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