What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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