What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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