What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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