What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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