What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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