What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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