What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or


I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025