What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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