What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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