What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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