What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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