What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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