What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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