What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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