What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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