What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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