What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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