What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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