What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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