What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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