What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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