What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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