What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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