What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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