What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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