What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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