What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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