What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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