What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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