What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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