What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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