What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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