What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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