What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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