What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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