What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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