What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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