What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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