What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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