What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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