What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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