What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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