What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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