What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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