What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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