What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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