What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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