What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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