What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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