What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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