What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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