What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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