What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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