What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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