What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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