What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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