What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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