What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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