What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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