What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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