What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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