What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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