What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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