What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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