What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.


GOOD		CRAP

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


GOOD		CRAP

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Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

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A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


GOOD		CRAP

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I said, "Are you two an item?"


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

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It wanted to be a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

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In the cemetery


GOOD		CRAP

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