What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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