What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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