What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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