What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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