What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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