What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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