What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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