What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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