What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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