What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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