What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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