What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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