What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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