What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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