What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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