What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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