What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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