What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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