What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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In the dictionary.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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