What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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