What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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