What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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