What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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