What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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