What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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