What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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