What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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