What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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