What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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