What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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