What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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