What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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