What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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