What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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