What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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