What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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