What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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