What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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