What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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