What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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