What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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