What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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