What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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