What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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