What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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