What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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