What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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