What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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