What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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