What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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