What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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