What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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