What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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