What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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