What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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