What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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