What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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