What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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