What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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