What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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