What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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