What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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