What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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