What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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