What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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