What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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