What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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