What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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