What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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