What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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