What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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