What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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