What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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