What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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