What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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