What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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