What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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