What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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