What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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