What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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