What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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