What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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