What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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