What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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