What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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