What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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