What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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