What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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