What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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