What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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