What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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