What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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