What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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