What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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