What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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