What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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