What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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