What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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