What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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