What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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