What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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