What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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