What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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