What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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