What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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