What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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