What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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