What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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