What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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