What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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