What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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