What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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