What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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