What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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