What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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