What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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