What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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