What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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