What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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