What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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