What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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