What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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