What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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