What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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