What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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