What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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