What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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