What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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