What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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