What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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