What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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