What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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