What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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