What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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