What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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