What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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