What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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