What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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