What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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