What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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