What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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