What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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