What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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