What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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