What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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