What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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