What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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