What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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