What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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