What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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