What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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