What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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