What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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