What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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