What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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