What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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