What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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