What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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