What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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