What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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