What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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