What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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