What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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