What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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