What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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