What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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