What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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