What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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