What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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It's Hans free.


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Take away the g


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To see how long he slept.


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He decomposes.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Na


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Igloos it together.


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