What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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