What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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