What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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