What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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