What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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