What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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