What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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