What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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