What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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