What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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