What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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