What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Lawsuits.


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He was board.


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Half a worm.


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BaNa2


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Parachute school!


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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