What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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