What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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