What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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