What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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