What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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