What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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