What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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