What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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