What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025