What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.


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A dino-sewer.


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They both have trunks


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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H2O cubed.


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She ran away from the ball.


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The mooseum.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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