When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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