What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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