What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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