What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A seal walks into a club...
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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