What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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