What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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