What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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