What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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