It went back four seconds!
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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Holes.
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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