What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025