What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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