What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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