What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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