What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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