What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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