What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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