What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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