What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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