What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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