What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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