What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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