What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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