What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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