What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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