What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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