What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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