What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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