What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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