What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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