What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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