What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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