What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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