What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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