What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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