What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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