What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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