What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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