What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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