What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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