What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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