What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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