What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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