What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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