What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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