What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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