What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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