What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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