What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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