What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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