What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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