What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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