What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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