What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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