What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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