What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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