What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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