What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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