What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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