What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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