What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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