What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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