What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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