What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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