What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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