What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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