What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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