What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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