What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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