What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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