What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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