What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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