What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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