What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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