What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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