What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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