What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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