What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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