What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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