What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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