What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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