What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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