What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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