What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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