What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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