What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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