What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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