What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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