What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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