What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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