What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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