What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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