What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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