What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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