What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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