What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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