What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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