What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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