What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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