What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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