What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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