What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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