What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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