What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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