What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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