What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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