What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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A seal walks into a club...
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