What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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