What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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