What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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