What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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