What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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