What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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