What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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