What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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