What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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