What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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