What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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