What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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