What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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