What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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