What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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