What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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