What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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