What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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