What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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