What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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