What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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