What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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