What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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