What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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