What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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