What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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