What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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