What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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