What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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