What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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