What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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