What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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