What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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