What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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