What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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