What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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