What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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