What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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