What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!


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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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2 Na


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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