What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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