What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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