What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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