What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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