What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was in a jam!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or