What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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