What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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