What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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