What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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