What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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