What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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