What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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