What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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