What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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