What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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