What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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