What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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