What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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