What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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