What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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