What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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