What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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