What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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