What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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