What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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