What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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