What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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