What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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