What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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