What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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