What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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