What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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