What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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