What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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