What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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