What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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