What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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