What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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