What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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