What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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