What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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