What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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