What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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