What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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