What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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