What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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