What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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