What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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