What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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