What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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