What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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