What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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