What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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