What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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