What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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