What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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