What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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