What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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